i'm in a bit of Seinfeld-ish mood as i write this, but what the fuck is the deal with the optometrist? In the 21st century doctors can saw off the top of your fucking eyeball, widdle down your shitty corneas, fold over the flaps, put in some antibiotic drops, and two days later you're boucing on cloud 9 becuase your vision has been completely transformed, but we STILL have that goddamn black contraption the optometrist puts in front of your face which you then spend the next 20 fucking minutes trying to decide:
"Okay, now which one looks better? 1 or 2?"
"uhhhhhhhhh, one?"
"Okay, now 3 or 4?"
"ummmmmmm....."
"3......... and 4."
"Uh, lemme see 3 again...... and 4...... uhhhhhhhh, about the same."
"and now which is better, 1 or 2?"
"Doc, they all look about the fucking same. Can't you hook me up to a doo-hickey that just fucking measures my shit and then shits out a prescription? Please? pretty please?!?!"
"And here's 1 again...... and two..."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!"
For serious though, is this real yet? Has someone taken the slight step forward and improved this hundred year old technology yet? and if not, does anyone want to invest? btw, i totally printed this post, and will be mailing it to myself on the marrow, so don't get any sneaky ideas you fucking snakes!
I love you all. Sorry for yelling.
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